Ironic ♥

An old man turned ninety-eight won the lottery

and die the next day

Is a black fly on your chardonnay

is a dieth row pardon

two minutes too late

And isn't too ironic? don't you think?

Is like rain on your wedding day...

Is a free ride when you already paid

Is a good advice that you just didn't take

And Who would thought it's figures...

Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly

he packted his suitcase and

kissed his kids goodbye

He was his whole damn life to take that flight

and when the plane crashed down he though:

"well isn't this nice"

And isn't too ironic? don't you think?

Is like rain on your wedding day...

Is a free ride when you already paid

Is a good advice that you just didn't take

And Who would thought it's figures...

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

Is like rain on your wedding day...

Is a free ride when you already paid

Is a good advice that you just didn't take

And Who would thought it's figures...

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out